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jackowary:

hinkypunk:

not-a-wish-granting-machine:

diagnosticsismydivision:

sicknastykickbackbeats:

foing:

bonzananza:

goddamnhella:

Did someone order a side of ship wars with their Australian newspaper? 

omg but the one after that

HOLY

CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THAT ALSO IN THE TOP CORNER IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT JOHNLOCK FROM IRENE ADLER. ASDFGHJJKL;

BEST PAPER

Dear Me: t3r3zl pyrop3, Tony/Steve who? My dear, I’ve been in the buisness a while and all my clients prefer Sherlock/John. Best leave the shipping to the profesionals

-Irene

do i or do i not live in the best of countries

IS THIS THE SYDNEY MX OR MELBOURNES THOUGH

It could conceivably be Brisbane’s, you know.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN ON DAYS I DON’T PICK UP MX?

(Source: bunnyloz, via lastwingedthing)

clamwings:

Australia - our papers are a public Avengers roleplay forum.

(via fahye)

misspixnmix:

Check it out, I drew some pokemon! No wait, my bad, it’s just a bunch of indigenous Australian wildlife. Naaaaaaw <3

Bilby, Quoll, Barking Gecko, Numbat, Thorny Devil, Tawny Frogmouth, Manta Ray. 

(via clavicularity)

myniamh:

nova-bright:

mynastybreathinghabit:

c0ma-white:

c-aviar-and-cigarettes:

moriartysendshislove:

everiny0urfavour:

dreambelievelovelife:

This is one of Australia’s most famous photos

It was a photograph taken by a family of tourists.

The father captured this photo just before the bear dropped and ripped apart his daughter. The whole family was slaughtered.

Their camera was discovered the next morning along with the shredded remains of their clothes. The camera was taken to authorities where the photo was printed and has been used as a warning for tourists since then.

this is not a fucking joke okay, i know someone who lost a cousin to a dropbear

Seriously guys it’s a real fucking problem here.

what you don’t see is that the shady little fucker has a knife concealed in his adorable fluffy ears

these little bastards cost me my left eye.

look up, stay alive.

You can purchase warning pheremones that will help keep the drop bears away inexpensively at any pharmacy, but the best deterrent is taking along an experienced guide, wearing an armoured helment along particularly dangerous trails, and if absolutely nessercary, small air to ground missiles.

These motherfuckers eat bullets for breakfast. Rifles are nothing but an irritant for them.

You know what, screw the Tourism Board for trying to hush it all up.

I know they look like Koalas, but they’re not - they’re closely related, but they move faster; they sleep very little; and they feast on human flesh.

(via clavicularity)

thingsmypretentiousfriendssay:

[Taken at the designated smoking area near the quad]

2/4/12

All the shiny people…