Inept

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bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  
I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”
poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”

Whoever coded Shakespear didn’t understand early modern english properly. ‘Hath’ is only substituable for ‘have’ when writing in the third person singular past tense. 
"BAD CODERS" wrote I. Poe changed it to ‘egregious coders’.

bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.  

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed 

I WROTE “SHUT UP SHAKESPEARE” AND HE WROTE “THE HANDSOME AND MARVELLOUS” AND POE CORRECTED IT TO “DREADFUL AND LONELY”

poe wrote “I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.”

Whoever coded Shakespear didn’t understand early modern english properly. ‘Hath’ is only substituable for ‘have’ when writing in the third person singular past tense.

"BAD CODERS" wrote I. Poe changed it to ‘egregious coders’.

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