Inept

who has too many thoughts

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gyzym:

six fanfictions i am currently craving: 

  • the steve rogers and bucky barnes are really mad about these newfangled bananas show, starring steve rogers and bucky barnes, who are really mad about these newfangled bananas
  • this same fic, five more times

I WOULD READ THIS FIC

I WOULD BADGER kayloulee UNTIL SHE READ THIS FIC

PLEASE WRITE THIS FIC

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Kick Off Your Sunday Shoes (33217 words) by leiascully [AO3]

Chapters: 8/?
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Natasha Romanov/Steve Rogers
Characters: Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
Additional Tags: Dancing, Kissing, Making Out, First Time, Mutual Masturbation, Safer Sex, Naked All Day, Intercrural Sex, Bath Sex, Bubble Bath, Food, Wall Sex, Car Sex
Summary:

Natasha thought it was a shame that Steve had never been dancing (among other things).

LOOK WHAT HAS BEEN DESTROYINGMY COMPOSURE ALL EVENING. STEEEEEVE

Filed under this is a rec oh steeeve

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The part of me that wants to be a sophisticated world traveller thinks I should be doing something with a europe-wide holiday other than burying myself in Avenger’s fanfic.

… the part of me that hasn’t been really in a fandom since Inception thinks the above-mentioned part should shut up and enjoy the feeeeeels.

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Spent too long watching Cap 1, won’t make it to Cap 2 screening

Oh steeeeeve

On the other hand, I’m creeped out by the plot. I can see Marvel are trying to tone down the jingo-istic possibilities here, but ‘evil scientist creates bombs that will wipe out whole cities with a single missile: WORLD WAR TWO’ is, um. A thing that actually happened?

I would feel sliiiightly better about it if the ‘too late to turn back this plane is headed for…’ hadn’t been all US cities, I guess. What tactical logic is there for Red Skull in attacking the mainland US, anyway, given his immediate competition is RIGHT THERE in northern Europe?

Filed under the first avenger oh steeeeve

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BOO

Downloaded Cap 1 to watch today before going to see Cap 2. The rip doesn’t have hard-coded subtitles for the norwegian scenes early on. Grrr. *waits impatiently for another version to download*